Well here we are coming to our end of surviving pregnancy series. We have offered two peaceful lessons to help you and those around you, survive this condition and then an alternative, more aggressive lesson when the first two fail you. Remember that all wars have causalities. It's perfectly natural. Now, We Go Home. Most … Continue reading Crazier Than A Sh*t House Rat (Part 4)
As we delve into another valuable lesson of pregnancy survival, let us recap. Lesson #1: Go Deaf Lesson #2: Go Dumb Lesson #3: Go Ballistic Finally, we get to my favorite lesson; one derived when the first two failed for me. You know that 'list' you have of all of the idiots that need tagged? … Continue reading Crazier Than A Sh*t House Rat (Part III)
Welcome back to our journey through pregnancy. I hope that I have aptly named this series of posts and did so to reiterate that pregnancy is a medical condition that makes you crazy .... and everyone around you crazy. We have talked about my first piece of advice: Go Deaf. Remember that #1) it's not … Continue reading Crazier Than A Sh*t House Rat (Part II)
Welcome back to the Country Girl's Survival Guide to Pregnancy. We discussed your new BFF - the toilet - in our last post, so this post will expand on your former BFFs. You may not realize that they are 'former' but prepare yourself; all wars have casualties. Make no mistake - the next nine months is … Continue reading Crazier Than A Sh*t House Rat!
Well damn. You found yourself pregnant and you think that all will be ok. Your pregnancy may be filled with happiness, glowing skin, healthy cravings and a perfect view of the world. You may love your husband for putting you in this position. If this is true, then we can't be friends and you need … Continue reading Hotter Than A Two Dollar Pistol