Forget everything I said last week. This week: Really....a pair of socks. It's.....soooooo.haaaaarrrrrrd. Please tell me that I am not alone....

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Worthless as an Ashtray on a Motorcyle

So, I just returned from my very first, all-inclusive resort experience, which was way beyond my raising. Really, I shouldn't even speak of it. However, I'm curious. Apparently, I am a big deal with Thirty-One Gifts, and earned an all expense paid trip to the Hard Rock Resort in Cancun, Mexico. Believe it or not, … Continue reading Worthless as an Ashtray on a Motorcyle

Early Bird Gets the Worm…

My Monday Moans....DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME!!!!!! Ugh. Stupid.Stupid.Stupid. "They" say that you either lose an hour or gain an hour of sleep. I need a name for this "they." And an address. Monday, I woke up two hours late (3 if you went by my clock) and felt that I had hosted a WWF tournament in … Continue reading Early Bird Gets the Worm…

I Was Raised Better Than This….

First of all, I apologize for missing my Monday Moans post yesterday. I was very busy moaning over the fact that my stove broke up with me. I am still processing this loss, and hope that writing will help me grieve properly. I'd be lying if I said that I didn't know it was coming. … Continue reading I Was Raised Better Than This….

Not Firing On All Eight!

This week's Monday Moans is brought to you by empty containers. We survive so much during our week, as parents, that you would think that something as minor as empty containers shouldn't merit an entire blog post. Well, you are clearly more mentally stable than I am, to overlook this clear and present show of … Continue reading Not Firing On All Eight!