Thoughts of this Deranged Mom at Christmas!

My thoughts for the Christmas season:

1. To celebrate my hubby’s payday, we bought the good trash bags and a box of wine. I wish I had the money to buy wrapping paper to wrap them.
2. Good gingerbread houses are one of the things required by Facebook to remain in the good parenting network.
3. Good gingerbread houses with two boys are a myth.
4. Why do my boys think they know how to hang Christmas ornaments?
5. Is it appropriate to ask for Christmas money to pay for wine and cigarettes?
6. Why is good wine so expensive?
7. Why is my 8 year old fascinated with cardboard boxes and duct tape?
8. I’m totally wrapping these vitamins for Christmas presents!
9. Why am I wrapping presents, when they will just tear them a part?
10. Why did I even buy this?
11. Should I re-wrap this gift with the appropriate size of wrapping paper? Or just slap a bow there?
12. Should I have bought the batteries to this?
13. Why didn’t I ever realize the amount of energy that went into making Christmas memories?
14. I really should have bought more wine.

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