So there are lots and lots….and lots of things that piss me off. The biggest one centers around being Middle-Class. So, in order to allow me to vent…in depth….I have decided to focus a series of blog posts on “Middle-Class Misconceptions” and what I think about those that believe them.
First…..and perhaps the biggest misconception that my class deals with is:
We work, therefore we have money.
In an effort to rid the world of this biggest type of stupid, all Middle-Class people should be given a bag-limit of throat punches. Say, an introductory rate of 25 throat punches…per month, with roll-over throat punches. However, if you do not use up your tags…then you subject yourself to be throat punched by another member of our club, which will not count against them.
Membership is free. Just produced your debt to income ratio and a picture of your empty fridge to be accepted.
That is all.